VICKY Pattison has revealed how her new puppy has chewed through a pair of £565 designer shoes as he "wrecks" her house.
The former Geordie Shore star took to her Instagram stories to detail how labrador Milo had stolen her suede Office heels while she wasn't looking.
Vicky, 33, adopted the sweet dog last month, and has been dealing with chaos ever since as he destroys items throughout her home.
The star has been sharing his mischievous antics on Instagram, including tearing up feathered pillows, eating toilet paper and ripping out her hair.
On Friday, Vicky revealed how the cheeky labrador had stolen a pair of her favourite shoes and chewed through the side of them.
Detailing how he had been a "good boy" while being looked after by friends, she joked how she had been left a "final f*** you" by Milo after struggling to stop him from destroying her home.
"I left him for two minutes," Vicky lamented in a sad voice as she filmed the pup happily chewing away at the nude suede heels.
"He's showing me just how mad he was that I left him. It is a good thing that these are just Office, Mr Milo, because I swear to god if they had a red bottom you'd be going back to eastern Europe."
She added a video of all the items Milo had destroyed in his four weeks since being home, which showed the sorry state of the shoes up close.
'SO EXHAUSTED AND STRESSED OUT'
"HE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL," Vicky joked, playing Miley Cyrus' iconic track in the background as she filmed the damage.
She went on to celebrate her new dog: "4 weeks of you Mr Milo, I can hardlybelieve that’s all it’s been. You have burst into our life and shown me what true love and hard work really are.
"I have never loved something so much whilst also being simultaneously so exhausted and stressed out. It is an anomaly that I know a lot of you can relate to."
Vicky joked later on in the post: "I am learning to be the best mammy I can but in the meantime, I would really appreciate it if you lay off my shoes."
"PLEASE! At least the red bottomed ones maybe?" she added alongside a series of laughing faces, before saying he was worth the "hard work".
"Worth every poo pile, chewed shoe, sleepless night, arm nibble, baguette theft and minor mess," the reality star concluded. "Happy 1 month anniversary Mr Milo!!! Here’s to many, many more my furry little a***hole."
Fans immediately flooded the comments to ask Vicky how she was coping with the mess, and laugh at Milo's antics throughout the house.
"Going well then," joked MTV star Natalee Harris, while a fan joked: "I think newborns are easier however maybe not as cute."
'WE'VE GOT ENOUGH ON OUR PLATE'
While Vicky loves her fur baby, she admitted earlier this year she was taking a huge precaution to avoid having a human baby anytime soon.
The star revealed she's sleeping in a separate bedroom to her boyfriend Ercan Ramadan as they remain "super careful" not to fall pregnant.
Vicky, who admitted she came off of all forms of contraception for her well-being, said they had "enough on their plate" without having a baby.
Explaining the contraceptive implant was giving her "mood swings", the reality star said she noticed "improvements" after taking it out.
She told The Mirror: "I took it out two months ago and now I think my body is finding its natural rhythm again.
"There have been ups and downs but I've noticed improvements, my emotions are not nearly as heightened now."
It's meant Vicky and Ercan have had to be "super careful" in the bedroom, and have even resorted to sleeping in separate rooms.
"We are being super, super careful," the MTV personality said. "We are being 'separate bedrooms' careful.
"I would love a baby in the future, but I think we've got enough on our plate right now."
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