A dog which was called “neurotic, man hating, animal hating and children hating” and likened to being “a vessel for a traumatised Victorian child” has found a forever home.
The chihuahua, Prancer, was described in an advert by his foster carer, Tyfanee Fortuna, as she looked for someone to adopt him.
The young woman, from New Jersey, has a saucy OnlyFans account and uses the money raised to care for her foster pets.
But, Prancer gave her a run for her money in terms of the care she could provide as she described him as “demonic” and “not palatable”.
She explained that the dog was a “neurotic, man hating, animal hating, children hating dog that looks like [a] gremlin.”
But, Tyfanee claims there has to be a home out there for the pup because she “is tired and so is [her] family.”
The foster owner said: “Every day we live in the grips of the demonic Chihuahua hellscape he has created in our home.
“He’s literally the Chihuahua meme that describes them as being 50% hate and 50% tremble.”
She added: “Prancer came to me obese, wearing a cashmere sweater with a bacon n cheese stuffed in his crate with him.
“Sprinkle in a little genetic pre-disposition for being nervous and you’ve concocted a neurotic mess – AKA Prancer."
Tyfanee added: “I am convinced at this point he is not a real dog, but more like a vessel for a traumatised Victorian child that now haunts our home.”
She added that the pup should go to a female-only home with no kids, pets, or men.
And, it seems she’s found the perfect match for the “man-hating” pooch.
Connecticut woman Ariel Davis, 36, snapped up the unusual dog because he reminded her of an old pet she owned.
Ariel told Today: “I had a dog (Doodle) that I adopted probably about seven years ago and I raised him from a puppy and he was a Chihuahua/Jack Russel Terrier mix."
She added: “He had a lot of the same qualities as Prancer: he was a little neurotic and he barked a lot and he didn’t work well with other people and other animals.
“I spent a lot of time working with him and understanding his personality and learning about myself through him.”
Ariel is a single lesbian – so there’s no chance a bloke will be coming over to upset the pup.
She explained that she finally feels “stable enough” to care for Prancer, though she’s “not looking to replace Doodle.”
Foster carer Tyfannee joked that she’s thrilled her time with the “gremlin” chihuahua is over.
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She posted online: “Time flies when you’re having fun.
‘Time also flies when the Chihuahua who held your family hostage for six months finally gets adopted.
“Prancer is almost a distant nightmare to me now, even though he was adopted just over a week ago.
“His adoption day was one of the best days of my life.
“On the flip side, I couldn’t help but feel a bit wrong….it was like expelling myself of a demon and passing it on to someone else.”
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